Christmas is just around the corner and, no doubt, you'll want to look for the perfect gift for that special someone.
Well, look no further because here it is:
This limited edition offer is fully endorsed by the producers of the hit film "A Christmas Story". Now, while supplies last, you can have your very own leg lamp but make sure to have plenty of glue on hand in case your wife smashes it to pieces!
The soft glow of electric sex will be delivered right to your doorstep in a wooden crate, marked with authentic Italian shipping instructions: "FRAGILE".
Need something for the kids? The Christmas Story online store has much more to offer. Get your very own bunny suit!
Or, enjoy your very own Red Rider Air Rifle! There's even a compass in the stock!
Or, if you like, teach your kid to cuss then wash their mouth out with some authentic Lifebuoy soap!
Visit today and place your order, while supplies last! That special someone will love you for it!